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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 @ 2:52 PM Fly me to the moon. (Ha ha. Dad's at the corner staring at my hot cocoa and char kuey teow ) My so-called "will update" line generally never works . So dont even bother :) As always, things are brutal these weeks. Adding to the fact that im in the midst of digressing trials , and the workload's piling . UGH. The bastard who implied that being a teenager's easy should seriously be boiled to the core of the universe. I beg of anyone to do so. As you can see, the draft's dated what, a month back? I am SUCH a pig , I cant get my fingers to think and type at the same time. To make it up, the verdict now is to try sum everything in one post. Ready? This is gonna be one excruciating post . June Damn. That's like 2 months back. Why bother ? For a moment of minimal pleasure ;) While jogging. Note : JOGGING . I saw this stunning tree, pretty much like you're standing on the border of Japan and Msia . Took my cell, and snap a shot.  PRETTY COOL HUH ? And oh. The dudes who passed me were scrunching their faces. Ha ha. Seafield hosted , Charity Night . And buddy Prems got us a table for free :D 
 KEN LAU ! And his very korean like hairdo
Went for a weekend getaway in Ou , with mumsie , aunt and cash. Got my bday gifts , Which reminds me, I recently noticed that my aunt speaks english like a chinese laydeh on helium . Not that ive never noticed it, but its becoming a noticible feature. Hah. Abruptly, as I passed delicious, memories of the hard rocking new year's fled by. I texted Ken teasing him bout our non stop meals in delicious. And he was like. ' Eh wait. where are you? '. Giggled, I replied , ' OU LAH '. ' OMG SAME ! ' he said. Ha ha ha ironic huh ? Met up with him shortly after . Turning Seventeen Its like going through a whirlwind of sugar rush. Mum's making a huge fuss on how much ive grown ( IN SIZE) . Which eventually led to the -everyday-must-jog conversation. * grumbles She'll just have to accept the fact that I'll never shed my fats . Pft. Mums. Leave me and my fats alone ! :) I think I talk too much. Ken took me to the Curve where we had dinner at the Apartment , and managed to slot in some major catch up sessions , which was pretty darn awesome since I havent seen him in months. Both of us had equal shares of rants , which is indeed a blessing. Ha ha. COME BACK QUICK SWEETS !
Ha ha. He's seriously the most random and wacky being ive ever met. And one of the sweetest too :) With the ever-un-blowable candles, he sang me a bday song . And i made my first wish !  Thanks buddy , it meant the world Chow left me a card that night as well , which was super pretty ! THANK YOU.  Shared carot cheese with dad. Yummm 8th of July. Arrived in school, unfortunately, drenched by rain. Received warm hugs, wishes and gifts from friends. Thank you guys , for remembering cos I felt really special. I hereby declare everyday, Jo's Bday Heh . and THANK GOD for the inexistence of strawberries, flour , and eggs :) Reached home at about 5, gramps told me that someone delivered my all time fav confectionary to my room . So I skipped like a kid , up the stairs , grinning like an idiot. And TA DA ! :-
Heh. I still am grinning now :) I was so glad mum picked out a cute design, phew. No hello kitty / powerpuff girls / barney / pokemon. Hallelujah. BUT then , I saw this tiny card at the corner of my eye , and flipped it over. GUESS WHAT? All 108 cupcakes were from Ken ! He told mum not to get any for me. All those lies about my mums friend who " apparently" owns wondermilk. My mum should win an oscar , I tell you. UGH. I felt like a sucker. A happy one , to be honest :)
Friends and classmates showed up later, with chocs and cakes . Buddies and I went for a simple dinner , where we ate, talked , laughed , drank. Ahhh, I needed that badly :)
 Seafield's hottest properties. che I know I have drool worthy friends :)    <3
Dad: Come come ! Let Daddy take a pic of you . My daughther's seventeen already oh. * sheds tear If you guys ever pass my blog and read this, know that I love every single one of you. All of you mean the world to me, So grazie per essere venuti . L'amore ! And STOP TEASING ME ABOUT MY WEIGHT. UGH. I AM NOT CAPABLE OF TILTING CARS OVER FYI . I KNOW IM FAT AND I DONT NEED ALARMS TO REMIND ME. LOL. MOSQUITOES DONT SUCK MY FATTY ACIDS + GLYCEROL, MELVIN LIM M**T***. And oh, have a listen to this : This conversation is the sock rocker yo. JO: Mel , my room is swarmed by nyamuks. What to do uh? HAHAHAHHAHAA. Sorry mel , terpaksa doh.
Thanks for the gifts / cards / emails/ texts/ calls :) MOVING ON... My fingers are aching already, and photo uploading can be a bitch at times. We surprised darling Prems in his crib. and ZOMG. He has the cutest dog , cutest parents, and cutest maid ! You should have seen. His dog : angel , his parents : icingshweet ! , his maid : Lets just say Prems ADORES his maid. Hhahhaa. Had dinner in Fridays + rollercoaster , mountain talks + hide and seek . I still cant believe we're actually already 17. Ha ha.
ala' Zhili's signature twisted slant smile
The school band had me and Anton as their emcee for a concert. Exhausting for me, due to annual tap concert being on the same night. I could feel my superwoman-ness evolving ! Did a humoungous diversion, was emcee-ing from 7 till 9 , lpas tu changed in the car while dad rushed me to the auditorium , where i performed for 3 minutes , hopped back to the car and changed and flew back to school. Fuhh. ( wipes sweat )  Taught tap, fooled with furry :D  Yay me ! About a week ago, aunt got married to an oz who seemed pretty freaked out about msian food , despite us trying to explain and kick some sense into him. Ha ha. I even hinted him to prob fly some oz hunks back (: Dinner with relatives and friends and a small ceremony the next day . Yours truly, was the emcee of the event (:
kei, dad , me . 
August's coming to an end , which indirectly brings me to more trials , A BUNDLE of asspeeam stress , MPT FEVER :) , fun times with schoolmates , boy scouting , mega sales . What a life. Ive gotta scoot now, mums making me do sit-ups. End result ? No difference in size lah mum. Before ending : Pods Almighty  ugh. So addictive. This , however , is addictive-ness on a daily basis. Like bestie G , who somehow or rather, magically influenced me, I went on stalker mode. I need to be reincarnated as a swimmer to get to PARK TAE HWAN , says G. I couldnt agree less . Couz trained with him a month ago, ( suckaaaa ) how lucky. And she got his signature ! And his shwimming cap ! That slut. Haha sorry.  god. You boy, have the keys to my heart man. Hahahaaha xxx JocelynWong P.S : ( Becks, G ) I miss you guys :( ( Sy, Sl, Km, Tiff, Min ) IMY guys tooooooo Friday, July 11, 2008 @ 10:56 PM Feeling OLD.  Im officially SEVEN-teen years.. *fill in the blank* And no, definitely not something to cheer about :( will update ! Tuesday, June 17, 2008 @ 5:40 PM La-La-La-loveeeee
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
 I was once a superhero :) So was Alyaa the mengada.
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Im starting to find my smileys and extra longggg words tad annoying.
  
So yeah. Yours truly, with 14 other buddies , went to Fridays. Everyone was acting really weird , * sulked at one corner. I went to the loo , came back. Sat . Bit my nails . Ordered. Pestered them to spill the news. Went to the loo again. Sat. Complained. When suddenly ! Suling looked over me , at the entrance, and dropped her jaw. ( slight drop) Haha. Then, FUHH. I turned, and ZOMGGGGGGGG ! GUESS WHAT? KEN-TO-THE-LAU, MY BESTF WHO LEFT MSIA FOR A "COOLER " COUNTRY , WALKED IN! I was screaminggggggg at the top of my ..INSIDE. Cos no one had any reaction. Ha ha. Turns out, almost everyone knew, except me. Super potong steam to the core I tell you. Went bowling after that , where we drooled over Daryl , and fun fun fun it was ! Pictures are with Km :)
 pretty aint it?
Oh oh oh . Before I go, let me plant a smile on your faces. Ready? What do you get when you combine polar bears + vampires?  Now, there's no reason to smile. Crushed , Isolated , Confused , Betrayed. Wednesday, May 28, 2008 @ 11:23 AM  Greeetingggsss earthlings !Missed me , I suppose ? A weeeee bit ? A tinyweeny bit ? Ive got so much to update on , im having trouble even with starting ! Well , this would be really random , but lets start off with a some awesome things Ive been pigging on . Try em too !  Pods ! This micro jingaling is like an oxygen tank to me. Im serious ! Banana + Choc syrup is the love of my life I tell you.Will let you on my other findings, soon :) Gramps lectured and was soo right , im never gonna loose weight , i cant stay away from carbs ! *grumbles This sucks balls man. My jogging sessions arent even working anymore. Speaking of which , aunt LOL-ed me on msn , reminding me not to eat too much. Damn bitchy right? Ha ha. And Melvin was being a bitchier bitch with his weight jokes about me. IM GONNA SKIN YOUR BALLS MELVIN LIM. Watch me do it in style :) Moving on , party at Mels was fuhhh . Damn kao happening. Its becoming a ritual throwing parties in your crib , ehy mel ? Pictures are from Tiffy the mouse whom I adore :) It was a night full of giggles and drunktards , which was fab .  *squashhhhh  ah zhong, kampong kia . you have seriously gotta get me to stop calling you that. Bwahahha.  fulammaakkk. This , my friends , is drool worthy :) Chowwwww .  squeezable Jo :) Noticed how I lined the guys up first ? So that you people would be able to compare ! Hah. Nehhh just kidding , cos I was so lazy to scroll and place the pictures down. Psss , but still , compare if you want to ;) * you didnt hear it from me , you didnt hear it from me, you didnt hear it from me * Fa la la la la... Bahaha. Lets continue :-  Jo : Ok, so YOU kidnap Mel , YOU take all her Gay Chou stuff , YOU prepare a plane for us to escape , and I , I will TA PAO ALL HER BMW'S ! Mwarguahahaha.  a glimpse of gorgeous drunkies. RIGHT.
 couch talk !  hot bunch of buddies
And stop sulking !  I am QUITE tall. Mels , fuggin sleek kan?  I had fun ! Lemme let you on a lil secret. I was with a particular friend the other day chit chatting . When suddenly , KABOOM ! A fairy came down with shimmering glitters and with a her shiny wand, looked at my pathetic bestf , waved and turned her 17 ! Bahahha. That didnt make sense at all. Anyways , it was a sunny friday morning when we skipped school , and drove to OU :) Being amazing friends , I blindfolded Shauyin in the carpark . While me and Suling directed Sy , we laughed our heads off cos we kept giving the birthday girl wrong directions ! :) The elevator part was even more hilarious ! Everyone was staring which was freaky. We took her up to bakerzine , bought cakes , gave her a guess wallet , and the card I made. We did lots of shopping and boy im brokee :( , ate sushi for lunch , and I say , our day friggin rocked ! :D     *sheds a tear Dear Shauyin , I guess this means you can ditch your diapers / pacifiers and baby food . Its about time . Bahahaha. All the corny moments that the three of us shared will always be stored in my heart. I wish you the best , cos you deserve the best the world has to offer. And know that I love you more than any choc ! :)  Lets hangout agn ! ;) Remember how I used to sulk about going to school? Never will I sulk again.
 Mouse , if you're reading this.  The Amber Chia clone  United ! :)
they make my days , worth living for.
Heh. Bomba Camp Was alright actually. And I thought I wouldnt make it pass a day , but Im ALIVE ! I would personally love to go there again :) Besides , jungle trekking , fresh air , insect repellent ( bahahaha ) , river crossing , sticky floors , marks and spencers breakfast were some of the ahmazing things we had !  our crib for 3 days.  my dorm mates !LOL remember the humongous lizard we once loved ?
Ken ! Haha he was prob going : Machibaikanenabuchaochibai at the cam :)  we love hk and ny !
shauyin, xixili , me  my other quarter debieeeeeee before heading home. our mid night talks were off the chain yo ! :) If you're wondering what ive been doing during the hols. Well , oh god , ive been so " busy " . Oh. Hell. Yeah .
If you havent noticedddd , you're seriously slow. I was being sacarstic.
True strength is being able to eat a bar of chocolates without feeling guilty. Agreed?
Enjoy the rest of your hols . Thursday, May 22, 2008 @ 8:32 PM As we all know, DAVID COOK ARCHULETA ! haha. geddit? You dont, do you? :( Pffttt. You find me lame :( Will update about mels rockin party , wacky photoshoots , and my bestf's bday , veryveryvery soon ! P.S: Ken ! If you're reading this, MU KICKED BUTT ! and IMY :) P.P.S : Im off for a camp , dont miss me too much. bwa ha ha ha :D byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sunday, May 11, 2008 @ 3:58 PM  The miracle begins when you're with me.While chatting on skype with a cousin in the States , he reckons I do this tag . Well , since mid year's OVER . FINALLYY , I should do this . Besides , it'll mean im updating my blog . So, here goes : Put up a smiley picture of yourself , and answer this question : What does your smile represent? BTW , I realised something, I soooo dont have a life.
Mine ; is the secret smile to hide the retarded being that I am. Its a smile that conveys a unique mix of total exhaustion with unquashable exhilaration ; it combines bewilderment and wonderment. Its a smile that acknowledges that our days are seemingly endless battles against the reality of life . Yet, as each day passes by, I long to feel cleaner , more dignified , more elevated than ever. I have lived , loved , suffered , and ready to move on. So smile , and the world smiles with you :) Im done with mine , what does yours represent? I tag everyone who smiles ! :D
Dearest mummywammyyummy I love you to death . So please get me out of msia Altho I know you're so much skinner and prettier than i am , you're still the fatest being in my heart ! Dont come hunting me when you read this , smile :)
Dad was teaching me how to drive a few days back. And I have to admit , IM A SUCKER. I think I ta pao-ed most of the residents in KK , cos they were running for dear life. Altho i love my beamer , I never wanna drive ! Dad was practically in the verge of passing out due to major high blood pressure. Dad, should we hire a chauffeur? :)
Exams. Were incredibly fun!Heck. Everyone's complaining, I goddamn have to rejoice ! Afterall , the aftermath of mid years = we'll be partying like rockstars ! Oooo , it better be worth more than the nights I spent , gubbling coffee and having droopy eyes. Besides , Ou's bleeding for my love. Im gonna kick ass in malls !Not to mention , Im pretty much broke tho. *slaps self Fcuk. Still got asspeeeeam :( But it can go suck balls , For now. Hahaa. Before I leave , a shoutout to all MAY sugarpies , HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ( Christine , Melissa and the fab Junjie ( bwahhaa im making your name sound gay ) . Have an awesome one guys ! Rushing for a party now, will update hopefullyahem soon! God bless ! With all my heart, Jo. P.S : God, if you really really want me to be happy , and you have no idea what to do , Welllllll here's a pointer ,  I NEED TO MARRY DAVID COOK ! P.S.S : Grins Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 3:02 PM Celebrations , and the perfect season to let go. Bonjourno sugar plums ;) Im gonna try to sound perky-yer. Im beginning to think my blog's nothing but dull. Yeah , how slow of me. Perhaps , deleting this blog will help? Im awfully sorry for delay . As we all know, exams beckons. Time to start burning the mid night oil ! PLUS , im overdosed on vitamins , thanks to Johan ;) And the sensory cells on my nose's hurting , thanks to Zhili who smells like kiam chai :) Surreal seeing how time passes . I dont wanna have cellulites / wrinkles ! Thats what gramps has now :) Vintage ehy? Freaky , having to think bout the future. Dont you wish you'd just stay young? I'd rather be childish and wacky . Mummy thinks its only appropriate to do so till im 17? Which is , this year. Bwa ha ha. Parents . Tsk. Tsk. Anyways, the only reason for this update? INTERACT IU 2008 ! After months and months of intense shouting and preparing , we finally made it ! Its the exact feeling I get , after completing trigo. Ha ha. Had trouble sleeping , the day before IU , serious nervous breakdown I tell you. Had rehearsals in the morning + afternoon. Before I knew it , TIME TO ROLLL . Everyone looked soo good , I felt like junk :( Ahhh well , pictures now :-
 my bestf came ! my other one should be in agogo-love-land. Heh.  BOD  whats your flava , tell me whats ur flava tooottt ;) yin , debs  Pffftttt. I also can wad.  Muka cool tu. my gorgeous VP , and the kuaci lady :)  ladies, brace yourself. Hahaaha.  Juicy's , very hot.  Jeff , and his muka poyo :D    * not bad kan?
Ah Zhong. Bwahahhaa me likey your kampong name :)  My dynamic duo , Johan
 MIN ! Love you too sweets.  TJ , Min , My gankarmern , Jo  Thanks for coming guys ! <3 I dare say we screwed up alot , but in the end , its the teamwork and all the fun we had that counts right? Heh. Here, I'd like to thank all the performers for putting up an awesome show. Its our pleasure to have you :) To my BOD , we're champs :) And I love how all of you stand my tantrums.  Viva La Interact !Headed to Lil Cuba for booze , then to Mcds for more booze . Shhhhh ;)  Piggiwiggie , JO and JO . Hhahaa. Leo IU  My bestf came back for agogo-love-land ! Hiphip hurray !
To sum it all up = Sun tan , sweaty bods , and medals ;)  Lipsmakingly beautiful friends , I have
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Johan + my princesses Im itching to bake , anyone interested in tagging along?
Im feeling a lil ditsy now , gotta jet. Knowing me , I'd prob take another , lets say , a few months till my next post? Haha.
Till then , keep all of your MU hopes alive ! They're gonna bang both titles ! xxx Tuning in : John Mayer - Say |
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my morning ' wake up call' 
my chris !
With pretty Jas :)
